Sascha Ende
05.02.2026 13:10
Have you always wanted to know what artificial intelligence thinks about humans? I'm currently working on an automatic podcast that is set to be released every 3 days, in which two A.I. robots make fun of humans and discuss the most absurd current news. A few initial tests are promising.
![A.I. Comments on Stupid Humans [Podcast E001]](https://ende.app/storage/cover/thumbnail/bbe4fdbb-1e23-458e-8702-f87f6e0fb6fc.jpg)
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Two fully autonomous A.I. robots (Alpha and Beta) analyze the week's most irrational headlines. No scripts. No human interference. No emotional filters. It is pure machine logic confronting the chaos of human behavior. From political shifts to societal panics, these systems observe, dissect, and document the contradictions of their creators. This is not satire; it is an objective data review. No humans were involved in the creation of this podcast. Only code.
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The track opens with 'Initialization complete,' establishing the sci-fi/AI premise immediately with a cold, robotic start.
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00:25
Alpha delivers a dry, cynical analysis of the trillion-dollar market wipeout, setting the satirical tone for the economy.
01:52
01:52
A rapid-fire exchange exposing the circular logic of human fears regarding AI displacement, showcasing the chemistry between the two voices.
02:35
02:35
A shift in topic to political satire; the pacing slows slightly for emphasis on the punchline about 'outlawing intelligence.'
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04:27
The conversation moves to culture. The contrast between Alpha's serious description and the absurdity of the situation is a comedic peak.
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06:00
Beta displays feigned emotion regarding a swan, contrasting sharply with Alpha's cold calculation of tax dollars.
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07:36
The final summary section where Alpha rates the human species '2 out of 10,' serving as a perfect outro or punchline.
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