The Great Market Comparison

Big names.
Bold comparisons.

McDonald’s, IKEA, H&M and a music site from Hannover. Someone finally had to do it.

Over 2,300 tracks. 15 Creator Tools. All of it free. Straight to the prices

vs. McDonald’s

More choice.

vs. IKEA

More atmosphere.

vs. H&M

Better backrooms.

Fictional voices. Real features.

Nobody actually
said any of this.

But we would have been delighted with these reviews.

Over 2,300 tracks, a mixer and all of it free? We need to have a word with our menu development team.

M McDonald’s Department of Menu Envy

What’s behind it

The full music menu

Listen to music and download it, discover albums, collect favourites and playlists, tune into radio. Via MCP your AI searches and downloads too. Every tier: 0 €.

The extras are on the house

Studio Mixer Cut and mix audio tracks.
Podcast Automixer Balance speech and music automatically.
Video & Audio Converter Get files into the right format.
Timestamp Generator Set chapter marks for your videos.
Credits Roll Generator End the film with a proper credit roll.

He has a room planner. And music for all five stages of assembling a wardrobe. This is getting personal.

IKEA IKEA Atmosphere & Screws

What’s behind it

For every mood

Genres, moods and themed worlds for videos, podcasts and games. From a relaxed living room to a cinematic end of the world. Commercial use included.

Furnishing down to the room acoustics

房间规划器 Draw floor plans and place furniture.
3D Audio Maker Stage audio in 28 acoustic rooms.
Task Board Organise projects and tasks.
Markdown Editor Write and export as PDF or HTML.
Browser Teleprompter Keep your script in view while you speak.

We sent someone into his backrooms. He only wanted a quick look. He has been off the rota ever since.

H&M H&M Search Party Department

What’s behind it

Just one more click

Browse around, find similar songs, explore listener and download charts and discover upcoming music. Search with filters for mood, tempo, length and vocals. And then there are the backrooms.

Everything for the right look

Image & Design Studio Design thumbnails, banners and graphics.
Color Profile Tagger Detect DJI colour profiles and name the files.
Image Converter & Compressor Convert and shrink images.
Autozoom Screen Recorder Windows screen recordings with automatic zoom.
QR Code Generator Design your own QR codes.

The quotes are made up. That music and Creator Tools cost nothing is not.

The full comparison

Highlights Music Creator Tools · 15 Everyday & nonsense

The discipline	ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools	McDonald’s Burgers & fries	IKEA Furniture & feelings	H&M Fashion & search parties
What does it cost?	0 € Music and every tool.	“That comes to …”	“That wasn’t so bad, actually.”	“It was on sale.”
Choice	Over 2,300 tracks.	Fits on one menu board.	Does not fit in the car.	Fits in the other size.
Moods	Romance to apocalypse.	Before eating. After eating.	Before assembly. After assembly.	Before the fitting room. After the fitting room.
Plan a room Room Planner	Floor plan and furniture, in the browser.	“We’ll push two tables together.”	Okay. Worthy opponent.	Four walls. One curtain.
Send your AI in MCP access	Finds music. Drops it into your project.	“Claude, fetch fries” remains hard.	“Claude, assemble the BILLY” likewise.	“Claude, does this suit me?” gets personal.
Getting lost	Backrooms of our own. Good luck.	Wrong door. That’s the kitchen.	A serious contender.	Your companion vanished 20 minutes ago.

The discipline	ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools	McDonald’s Burgers & fries	IKEA Furniture & feelings	H&M Fashion & search parties
Choice	Over 2,300 tracks. Enjoy your meal.	Fits on one menu board.	Does not fit in the car.	Fits in the other size.
Moods & themed worlds	From romantic to end of the world.	Before eating. After eating.	Before assembly. After assembly.	Before the fitting room. After the fitting room.
Search precisely	By genre, mood, tempo, length and vocals.	“No pickles.”	“Where is aisle 34?”	“Do you have this in black?”
Discover similar	Find similar songs.	One more cheeseburger.	One more cushion.	The same thing in beige.
Albums	Tracks that belong together.	They call it a meal.	They call it a range.	They call it a collection.
Favourites & playlists	Collect everything for your next project.	The usual order.	The shared wish list. Relationship test included.	The pile over your arm.
Radio	Let music play. Pick it yourself.	Deep fryer on shuffle.	“Would the parents of little Emma please …”	Your partner would like to be collected.
Charts & latest downloads	See what other people play and download.	Look at the next table.	Look in the other trolley.	Look at what the other person is wearing.
Coming soon	Discover upcoming music.	Your order. Hopefully.	The missing box 2 of 3.	Next season’s collection.
Take it with you	Download the song. Fits on your hard drive.	Fits in a bag.	“It’ll go in with the seats folded down.”	You only came in to look.
Music for your own videos	Free, commercial projects included.	A burger contributes little musically.	A BILLY sounds rather wooden.	A T-shirt rarely has a good drop.
Send your AI in MCP access	Your AI searches for music and loads it into the project.	“Claude, fetch fries” remains hard.	“Claude, assemble the wardrobe” likewise.	“Claude, does this suit me?” gets personal.
Backrooms	Getting lost as a leisure activity in its own right.	Wrong door. That’s the kitchen.	A serious contender.	You are looking for your companion. They are looking for you.

The discipline	ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools	McDonald’s Burgers & fries	IKEA Furniture & feelings	H&M Fashion & search parties
Closing credits Credits Roll Generator	Gives everyone involved their due.	The receipt.	A receipt of feature-film length.	The label at least names the cotton.
Edit audio Studio Mixer	Cut, arrange and mix tracks.	Mixes milkshakes.	Sells you the kitchen as well.	Mixes patterns. Brave.
Plan a room Room Planner	Draw a floor plan and place furniture.	“We’ll push two tables together.”	Okay. They know their way around here.	Four walls and a curtain.
Spatial sound 3D Audio Maker	28 acoustic rooms, cathedral included.	Beeping from every direction.	“Darling?” from a considerable distance.	Music from somewhere behind the jackets.
Mix a podcast Podcast Automixer	Ducks the music when you speak.	You speak louder when it beeps.	A sofa argument with no volume limiter.	“Does this suit me?” - episode 47.
Organise projects Task Board	Sort tasks and tick them off.	Order. Eat.	Assemble. Disassemble. Assemble properly.	Try on. Doubt. Other size.
Convert formats Video & Audio Converter	Turns one file format into another.	Turns potatoes into fries.	Turns planks into weekend plans.	Turns “just looking” into two bags.
Read your script Browser Teleprompter	Helps you not to forget your lines.	“I’ll have the … erm …”	“We really only need …”	“But I already have this in …”
Write Markdown Editor	Write, preview, export as PDF or HTML.	A napkin.	A pencil.	The care label. Very compact literature.
Chapter marks Timestamp Generator	Chapter marks for your videos.	“How long have we been waiting?”	“How long have we been in here?”	“You said five minutes earlier.”
Detect colour Color Profile Tagger	Detects and labels the colour profiles of your clips.	Ketchup red.	Swedish blue.	Beige. Sand. Ecru. Completely different, obviously.
Design graphics Image & Design Studio	Design thumbnails, banners and graphics.	Ketchup art on the tray.	The frame is already there.	The design is unfortunately already printed on.
QR codes QR Code Generator	Creates your own QR code.	You scan.	You scan.	You scan.
Record your screen Autozoom Screen Recorder	Records your screen with automatic zoom.	Close-up of the last fry: done by hand.	Zoom on screw B17: done by hand.	Zoom on the price tag: involuntary.
Shrink images Image Converter & Compressor	Convert, resize and compress images.	Squashing a burger so it fits in your mouth.	Compressing the box into the car.	Pressing one more jacket into the suitcase.

The discipline	ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools	McDonald’s Burgers & fries	IKEA Furniture & feelings	H&M Fashion & search parties
Queue	None. The server always has time.	Till 3 is about to open.	At the warehouse. Always.	At the fitting rooms. Always.
Tipping	No tip field. 0 € times 15 % is 0 €.	Round it up?	The cushion was unplanned.	The bag costs extra.
What you own afterwards	A licence that never expires.	A wrapper.	An almost straight shelf.	A T-shirt.
Returns	Not needed. You give nothing back.	Not really a thing.	With the receipt and some patience.	30 days, tag still on.
Customer service	One person. He also writes the music.	A terminal.	A ticket number.	A queue outside the fitting room.
Ice cream machine	Running. Every track plays.	Broken.	Soft serve for a euro. Works.	Doesn’t have one.
Toilet	We don’t have one. Honestly lost.	Yes.	Yes, and you will need it.	Yes, second floor, at the back.
Can satisfy your hunger	No. I got side-tracked.	Yes.	Surprisingly, also yes.	Also difficult.

Test conducted by Sascha Ende. Conflict of interest: outstanding.

End of comparison

And now, seriously.
The prices.

Music and Creator Tools cost 0 €. A free account adds downloads, playlists, the forum and MCP access. Bigger projects get more downloads — also free.

The comparison was satire. The price is not.

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Big names. Bold comparisons.

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The full comparison

And now, seriously. The prices.

Big names.
Bold comparisons.

Nobody actually
said any of this.

And now, seriously.
The prices.