The Loudest Fart by Sascha Ende

LYRICS

[Verse]
It started with a little rumble, deep inside my seat
Didn’t think much of it, just a harmless beat
But then my belly did a flip, my legs began to shake
I knew that something big would break!

[Chorus]
BOOM, BAM, everybody run!
The loudest fart has just begun!
Glasses clink, the lights go out,
Even echoes scream and shout!

[Verse]
Neighbors thought it was a rocket, sirens filled the street
Trees bent over left and right, pigeons lost their feet
The DJ dropped his headphones, speakers blew apart
Now they call me "Thunderfart"!

[Chorus]
BOOM, BAM, everybody run!
The loudest fart has just begun!
Glasses clink, the lights go out,
Even echoes scream and shout!

[Verse]
I felt the shockwave in my jeans, my chair began to roll
The power grid went offline, the town lost all control
A scientist in China said, "We picked it up from here!"
I guess my butt just made it clear!

[Chorus]
BOOM, BAM, everybody run!
The loudest fart has just begun!
Glasses clink, the lights go out,
Even echoes scream and shout!

[Bridge]
Now they test my fart for science,
Said it broke the sound of silence
They say I made the big bang twice,
Even NASA called me nice!

[Chorus]
BOOM, BAM, everybody run!
The loudest fart has just begun!
Glasses clink, the lights go out,
Even echoes scream and shout!