Germany buys the USA (feat. Trump) by Sascha Ende

LYRICS

[Intro]
Out on the prairie of the modern age
Deals are drawn on a global stage

[Verse]
He looks north and he squints his eyes
Sees white land under frozen skies
Says it’s business, says it’s fate
Put a price tag on an Arctic state

[Verse]
Maps on the table, pens in red
Power talks louder than words unsaid
If you won’t sell, we’ll come by force
That’s the old empire’s favorite course

[Pre-Chorus]
But the world sighs, tired and worn
From every threat that’s daily born

[Chorus]
So Germany buys the USA
For the safety of the world, okay
No tanks, no walls, just paperwork
And a very serious budget clerk

[Chorus]
Stars and stripes come with a deal
Healthcare, trains, and something real
Freedom rings, but rent is due
Welcome, partner — we bought you too

[Post-Chorus]
No hard feelings, it’s nothing personal
Just a hostile takeover — procedural

[Verse]
Sheriffs argue in TV light
Who’s the toughest, who’s most right
Meanwhile the planet holds its breath
Betting peace against collapse and debt

[Verse]
From Wall Street down to desert sand
Sign right here, shake my hand
We’ll keep your songs, your pride, your flag
Just maybe lose the nuclear brag

[Pre-Chorus]
Calm the fire
Lower the wire

[Chorus]
So Germany buys the USA
For the safety of the world, okay
Less cowboys drunk on destiny
More boring, stable policy

[Bridge]
This ain’t about who’s big or loud
It’s about who cools down the crowd
Empires fall, that’s history
Paper beats artillery

[Final Chorus]
Yeah Germany buys the USA
No boots on ground, just debts to pay
The wild west finally learns the rule
The calmest one runs the saloon

[Outro]
For peace, for quiet, for the world to breathe
Sometimes the safest gun
Is the one you leave