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The Great Market Comparison

Big names.
Bold comparisons.

McDonald’s, IKEA, H&M and a music site from Hannover. Someone finally had to do it.

vs. McDonald’s

More choice.

vs. IKEA

More atmosphere.

vs. H&M

Better backrooms.

The discipline ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools McDonald’s Burgers & fries IKEA Furniture & feelings H&M Fashion & search parties
What does it cost? 0 € Music and every tool. “That comes to …” “That wasn’t so bad, actually.” “It was on sale.”
Choice Over 2 300 tracks. Fits on one menu board. Does not fit in the car. Fits in the other size.
Moods Romance to apocalypse. Before eating. After eating. Before assembly. After assembly. Before the fitting room. After the fitting room.
Plan a room Room Planner Floor plan and furniture, in the browser. “We’ll push two tables together.” Okay. Worthy opponent. Four walls. One curtain.
Send your AI in MCP access Finds music. Drops it into your project. “Claude, fetch fries” remains hard. “Claude, assemble the BILLY” likewise. “Claude, does this suit me?” gets personal.
Getting lost Backrooms of our own. Good luck. Wrong door. That’s the kitchen. A serious contender. Your companion vanished 20 minutes ago.
The discipline ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools McDonald’s Burgers & fries IKEA Furniture & feelings H&M Fashion & search parties
Choice Over 2 300 tracks. Enjoy your meal. Fits on one menu board. Does not fit in the car. Fits in the other size.
Moods & themed worlds From romantic to end of the world. Before eating. After eating. Before assembly. After assembly. Before the fitting room. After the fitting room.
Search precisely By genre, mood, tempo, length and vocals. “No pickles.” “Where is aisle 34?” “Do you have this in black?”
Discover similar Find similar songs. One more cheeseburger. One more cushion. The same thing in beige.
Albums Tracks that belong together. They call it a meal. They call it a range. They call it a collection.
Favourites & playlists Collect everything for your next project. The usual order. The shared wish list. Relationship test included. The pile over your arm.
Radio Let music play. Pick it yourself. Deep fryer on shuffle. “Would the parents of little Emma please …” Your partner would like to be collected.
Charts & latest downloads See what other people play and download. Look at the next table. Look in the other trolley. Look at what the other person is wearing.
Coming soon Discover upcoming music. Your order. Hopefully. The missing box 2 of 3. Next season’s collection.
Take it with you Download the song. Fits on your hard drive. Fits in a bag. “It’ll go in with the seats folded down.” You only came in to look.
Music for your own videos Free, commercial projects included. A burger contributes little musically. A BILLY sounds rather wooden. A T-shirt rarely has a good drop.
Send your AI in MCP access Your AI searches for music and loads it into the project. “Claude, fetch fries” remains hard. “Claude, assemble the wardrobe” likewise. “Claude, does this suit me?” gets personal.
Backrooms Getting lost as a leisure activity in its own right. Wrong door. That’s the kitchen. A serious contender. You are looking for your companion. They are looking for you.
The discipline ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools McDonald’s Burgers & fries IKEA Furniture & feelings H&M Fashion & search parties
Closing credits Credits Roll Generator Gives everyone involved their due. The receipt. A receipt of feature-film length. The label at least names the cotton.
Edit audio Studio Mixer Cut, arrange and mix tracks. Mixes milkshakes. Sells you the kitchen as well. Mixes patterns. Brave.
Plan a room Room Planner Draw a floor plan and place furniture. “We’ll push two tables together.” Okay. They know their way around here. Four walls and a curtain.
Spatial sound 3D Audio Maker 28 acoustic rooms, cathedral included. Beeping from every direction. “Darling?” from a considerable distance. Music from somewhere behind the jackets.
Mix a podcast Podcast Automixer Ducks the music when you speak. You speak louder when it beeps. A sofa argument with no volume limiter. “Does this suit me?” - episode 47.
Organise projects Task Board Sort tasks and tick them off. Order. Eat. Assemble. Disassemble. Assemble properly. Try on. Doubt. Other size.
Convert formats Video & Audio Converter Turns one file format into another. Turns potatoes into fries. Turns planks into weekend plans. Turns “just looking” into two bags.
Read your script Browser Teleprompter Helps you not to forget your lines. “I’ll have the … erm …” “We really only need …” “But I already have this in …”
Write Markdown Editor Write, preview, export as PDF or HTML. A napkin. A pencil. The care label. Very compact literature.
Chapter marks Timestamp Generator Chapter marks for your videos. “How long have we been waiting?” “How long have we been in here?” “You said five minutes earlier.”
Detect colour Color Profile Tagger Detects and labels the colour profiles of your clips. Ketchup red. Swedish blue. Beige. Sand. Ecru. Completely different, obviously.
Design graphics Image & Design Studio Design thumbnails, banners and graphics. Ketchup art on the tray. The frame is already there. The design is unfortunately already printed on.
QR codes QR Code Generator Creates your own QR code. You scan. You scan. You scan.
Record your screen Autozoom Screen Recorder Records your screen with automatic zoom. Close-up of the last fry: done by hand. Zoom on screw B17: done by hand. Zoom on the price tag: involuntary.
Shrink images Image Converter & Compressor Convert, resize and compress images. Squashing a burger so it fits in your mouth. Compressing the box into the car. Pressing one more jacket into the suitcase.
The discipline ENDE.APP Music & Creator Tools McDonald’s Burgers & fries IKEA Furniture & feelings H&M Fashion & search parties
Queue None. The server always has time. Till 3 is about to open. At the warehouse. Always. At the fitting rooms. Always.
Tipping No tip field. 0 € times 15 % is 0 €. Round it up? The cushion was unplanned. The bag costs extra.
What you own afterwards A licence that never expires. A wrapper. An almost straight shelf. A T-shirt.
Returns Not needed. You give nothing back. Not really a thing. With the receipt and some patience. 30 days, tag still on.
Customer service One person. He also writes the music. A terminal. A ticket number. A queue outside the fitting room.
Ice cream machine Running. Every track plays. Broken. Soft serve for a euro. Works. Doesn’t have one.
Toilet We don’t have one. Honestly lost. Yes. Yes, and you will need it. Yes, second floor, at the back.
Can satisfy your hunger No. I got side-tracked. Yes. Surprisingly, also yes. Also difficult.

Test conducted by Sascha Ende. Conflict of interest: outstanding.

Fictional voices. Real features.

Nobody actually
said any of this.

But we would have been delighted with these reviews.

More choice.

Over 2 300 tracks, a mixer and all of it free? We need to have a word with our menu development team.

M McDonald’s Department of Menu Envy
What’s behind it

The full music menu

Listen to music and download it, discover albums, collect favourites and playlists, tune into radio. Via MCP your AI searches and downloads too. Every tier: 0 €.

The extras are on the house

More atmosphere.

He has a room planner. And music for all five stages of assembling a wardrobe. This is getting personal.

IKEA IKEA Atmosphere & Screws
What’s behind it

For every mood

Genres, moods and themed worlds for videos, podcasts and games. From a relaxed living room to a cinematic end of the world. Commercial use included.

Furnishing down to the room acoustics

Better backrooms.

We sent someone into his backrooms. He only wanted a quick look. He has been off the rota ever since.

H&M H&M Search Party Department
What’s behind it

Just one more click

Browse around, find similar songs, explore listener and download charts and discover upcoming music. Search with filters for mood, tempo, length and vocals. And then there are the backrooms.

Everything for the right look

The quotes are made up. That music and Creator Tools cost nothing is not.

End of comparison

And now, seriously.
The prices.

Oui, c’est une vraie page de tarifs. Non, il n’y a pas de piège. La seule différence entre les niveaux est un chiffre — et il figure sur chaque carte.

Sans compte
0 €

par mois. Et par an. Et en général.

  • Écouter les 2 382 morceaux
  • Licence CC BY 4.0
  • Creator Tools
  • Radio
  • Téléchargements
  • Favoris et playlists
  • Écrire dans le forum
  • Serveur MCP
Tu l’as déjà
Le plus choisi
User
0 €

Toujours zéro après la promo.

20 téléchargements par jour
  • Écouter et télécharger les 2 382 morceaux
  • Licence CC BY 4.0
  • Creator Tools
  • Radio avec tes propres playlists
  • Favoris et playlists
  • Écrire dans le forum
  • Serveur MCP
Créer un compte
Professional
0 €

Formule Enterprise. Ne coûte rien non plus.

100 téléchargements par jour
  • Tout ce que contient « User »
  • 5 fois plus de téléchargements
  • Pour ceux qui produisent vraiment beaucoup
  • Une demande avec deux phrases de motivation
  • Aucun commercial qui t’appelle
  • Aucun rendez-vous de démo
Demander une augmentation
Durée d’engagement
Aucune.
Préavis
Aucun non plus.
Carte bancaire
Jamais demandée.
Newsletter
Il n’y en a pas.

The comparison was satire. The price is not.

Fine, I’ll take the music
Filmmaker Tool

Choisir des playlists

Tu peux désormais ajouter des morceaux à plusieurs playlists à la fois.
Aucune playlist disponible
ou en créer une nouvelle

Production

100% fait main

Ce morceau a été composé, joué et arrangé par un humain. Aucune IA n'a écrit la moindre note ici.

Selon le morceau, cela représente 40 à 100 heures : l'idée, la mélodie, les accords, enregistrer des prises puis les jeter, l'arrangement, le mix. La voie lente.

Et ça ne te coûte quand même rien. Pas d'abonnement, pas de filigrane, usage commercial inclus. Si tu veux rendre quelque chose, fais un don à une association. Tu ne me dois rien.
Restons honnêtes : Le mastering passe par LANDR — et LANDR est une IA. La composition, le jeu et l'arrangement sont 100% humains ; cette dernière étape de polissage, non.
Tu veux uniquement de la musique faite main ? Tu peux filtrer à tout moment sous Options de recherche → Production dans la recherche. Filtrer par production

Production

Avec l'aide de l'IA

La mélodie et l'idée viennent de moi. L'IA les a développées.

J'écris l'ADN musical — la suite d'accords, la structure, la mélodie — au clavier dans Cubase ou FL Studio, souvent avec un échantillon audio que j'ai joué. L'IA se charge de la partie que je n'ai jamais aimée : poser brique après brique. Je suis l'architecte, l'IA est l'équipe de chantier.

Pourquoi, au fond ? Ici, 781 morceaux ont été réalisés entièrement à la main — cela m'a pris des années. La bibliothèque compte aujourd'hui 2 382 morceaux, tous gratuits, tous d'une seule personne. Un grand choix, entièrement gratuit et tout fait main : les trois ensemble, ça ne tient malheureusement pas.

Et le résultat ne te coûte rien. Pas d'abonnement, pas de filigrane, usage commercial inclus — exactement comme pour les morceaux faits main. Si tu veux rendre quelque chose, fais un don à une association.

L'explication détaillée se trouve dans la FAQ

Pas d'IA dans ton projet ? Filtre sur « 100% fait main » sous Options de recherche → Production dans la recherche. Filtrer par production